| Linn: | I smell so bad |
| Bee: | I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but there's this stuff called "soap" |
| Linn: | Yeah, but it's all tiring and shit |
| Bee: | you don't have to make your own |
#do you — do you see these two? do you see them? look at them. now look at your friend. now back to them. now back to your friend. sadly your friendship is not like theirs. #and it cant be #because you are not jesse eisenberg or andrew garfield #and you cannot just become them #it is not possible in reality or theoretically #because thats just how the world works #sorry #what was the point of this again #i am unsure
Pft. Linn and I are totally this level of awesome friendship. Only, you know, virtually.
(Source: muffliatos, via phantomwise)
— Linn Eriksson
— Linn Eriksson
— Linn Eriksson
IT’S DONE IT’S DONE IT’S SO FUCKING DONE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE SECOND NOVEL WOOOOOOOOO!! \o/
| Bee: | You are very short |
| Linn: | I'm sorry if I don't have legs like a giraffe |
| Bee: | Giraffe legs are sexy. |
| Bee: | I just swear because I can |
| Linn: | That's what swearing is for! |
| Linn: | It's a fucking verbal punctuation mark, for fuck's sake. |
| Bee: | Motherfuck. |
| Bee: | Thanks for the beatings! |
| Bee: | I need them sometimes |
| Linn: | Spare the rod, spoil the Bee |
| Linn: | I'm sitting here wiping down my cleavage. It would be sexy if it wasn't so gross |
| Bee: | classy |
| Linn: | Indeed. You know me, classy to the end |
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