October 19, 2011
Linn and I, on cleanliness
Linn: I smell so bad
Bee: I don't want to blow your mind or anything, but there's this stuff called "soap"
Linn: Yeah, but it's all tiring and shit
Bee: you don't have to make your own
May 8, 2011

#do  you — do you see these two? do you see them? look at them. now look at  your friend. now back to them. now back to your friend. sadly your  friendship is not like theirs.  #and it cant be  #because you are not jesse eisenberg or andrew garfield  #and you cannot just become them  #it is not possible in reality or theoretically  #because thats just how the world works  #sorry  #what was the point of this again  #i am unsure  

Pft. Linn and I are totally this level of awesome friendship. Only, you know, virtually.

#do you — do you see these two? do you see them? look at them. now look at your friend. now back to them. now back to your friend. sadly your friendship is not like theirs.  #and it cant be  #because you are not jesse eisenberg or andrew garfield  #and you cannot just become them  #it is not possible in reality or theoretically  #because thats just how the world works  #sorry  #what was the point of this again  #i am unsure  

Pft. Linn and I are totally this level of awesome friendship. Only, you know, virtually.

(Source: muffliatos, via phantomwise)

May 3, 2011
"I don’t even know what I need to disbelieve first"

— Linn Eriksson

May 3, 2011
"My job here is finished. I have nowhere to go and nothing left to do. I’m just gonna sit here for the rest of my life, and nothing you can do will ever - ever - be worse than what my sisters have already done to me. Killing me is about the only way anybody will ever get closure."

— Linn Eriksson

May 3, 2011
"And that’s when you know, this is it. This is where it ends. The end of the line. You’re never going to get anywhere else, you’re stuck forever as a cautionary tale and there is nothing you can do about it. And you’re terrified, because these people… they’re not your brothers and sisters, they’re icons of something you’ve been told to fear. But you go with them, because what other choice do you have?"

— Linn Eriksson

April 25, 2011
I have to get this off my chest, guys

phantomwise:

IT’S DONE IT’S DONE IT’S SO FUCKING DONE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE SECOND NOVEL WOOOOOOOOO!! \o/

March 19, 2011
Linn and I, on legs
Bee: You are very short
Linn: I'm sorry if I don't have legs like a giraffe
Bee: Giraffe legs are sexy.
March 16, 2011
Linn and I, on swearing
Bee: I just swear because I can
Linn: That's what swearing is for!
Linn: It's a fucking verbal punctuation mark, for fuck's sake.
Bee: Motherfuck.
March 16, 2011
Linn and I, on beatings
Bee: Thanks for the beatings!
Bee: I need them sometimes
Linn: Spare the rod, spoil the Bee
March 16, 2011
Linn and I, on cleavage
Linn: I'm sitting here wiping down my cleavage. It would be sexy if it wasn't so gross
Bee: classy
Linn: Indeed. You know me, classy to the end
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