This conversation was 364 days ago. I AM A GENIUS!
(Source: maidmargaery, via fuckyeahdoctorwho)
live-like-tomorrow-never-comes:
If President Obama introduced himself as “Barack Obama. President of the United States.” and held up a little name card wherever he went I would love him forever.
Bond: The way you can change your face so easily says a lot about your skills as a spy, Agent Codename “The Doctor”. Who do you work for?
The Doctor: Oh no dear, I’m not a spy, I’m merely a traveler. M and I go a long way back. Got me out of a few tight spots. Bless her and her collection of antique kitten statues—
Bond: You’re avoiding the question. How could you change your face so drastically, I’ve never seen anything like it before.
The Doctor: I wouldn’t be that surprised if I was in your shoes—
Bond: I asked you a question. How exactly do you do it, Doctor? What organization do you work for?
The Doctor: Don’t be daft. If I told you, I’d have to kill myself. Listen, Jim, can I ask you something? Have you lost a fob watch recently?
(via phantomwise)
#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart
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