Bite of the Werebee

I am never tackling this project again! Way more work than I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:30:56 -0600

I am never tackling this project again! Way more work than I assumed. (It’s finished, I just mean I am not making another.)

A friend suggested I tame my work’s paper shredder and train it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:29:33 -0600

A friend suggested I tame my work’s paper shredder and train it to do my bidding. Since feeding it paper and oiling its blades were not convincing it to like me, we concluded human blood is clearly the next thing to try. This was the obvious result…

oswinoble: I had to I will be forever disappointed if...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:37:30 -0600

oswinoble:

I had to

I will be forever disappointed if he’s never ginger…

Can I just say? The thing that makes me craziest about the movie But I’m a Cheerleader is the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:34 -0600

Can I just say? The thing that makes me craziest about the movie But I’m a Cheerleader is the scene where the girls are being taught how to do the dishes and they’re doing it wrong! You have to rinse before you can dry!

This conversation was 364 days ago. I AM A GENIUS!

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:05:48 -0600

This conversation was 364 days ago. I AM A GENIUS!

"In the 101 top-grossing family films…from 1990 to 2004, of the over 4,000 characters in these films,..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:14:23 -0600

“In the 101 top-grossing family films…from 1990 to 2004, of the over 4,000 characters in these films, 75% overall were male, 83% of characters in crowds were male, 83% of narrators were male, and 72% of speaking were male. When the American Psychological Association commented on this research, they said, ‘This gross under-representation of women or girls in films with family-friendly content reflects a missed opportunity to present a broad spectrum of girls and women in roles that are non-sexualised.’”

- Natasha Walter, Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism, pages 69-70, 2010. (via bitemebeautiful)

Bringing this back as people have started reblogging this again and EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS.

(via bitemebeautiful)

me: steps into the tardis

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:45:56 -0600

me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi

robcoindustries: see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same:...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:37:29 -0600

robcoindustries:

see, in spanish the word for “genre” and the word for “gender” is the same: “género”. if you live in mexico and someone asks you what gender you are, you can be whatever i’m comfortable with. i’m a boy, or a girl. i’m a crime noir with a bit of spicy romance. i’m post-punk electronic music. i have trascended human perceptions of gender and am now a being of pure art

into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely: When Nerds Fail. The New Race Drama In Comic Movies

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:01:56 -0600

into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely: When Nerds Fail. The New Race Drama In Comic Movies:

gonnagetrealfarkid:

misskittyfantastico:

amiry:

dustofaeons:

So apparently there is a Fantastic Four reboot, and apparently this young man has been cast as Johnny Storm..

His name is Micheal B. Jordan. I guess his most notable role lately is in The Wire, but a quick…

Okay, anyone who didn’t object to Alba as Sue Storm, uh, why? Now I love Alba, woman is hot as hell and if you watched Dark Angel then you know she has done some strong female roles (though that show isn’t perfect, and maybe at times her acting was simply not good). But man, the Sue Storm blonde hair and blue eyes did not suit her.

Now personally, I’d like to see an Asian Sue Storm. But then, I am not super invested in what they do with it, since FF is something not even Warren Ellis could make me like.

As a member of a blended family, though, let me remind people: it really affects the sibling dynamics. Do I trust most Hollywood writers to pull it off? Very no. Which isn’t to say they shouldn’t try. But maybe don’t assume the worst of fans?

(Also: best things about this was reading that explanation of why Chris Evans was poor casting. Hilarious and the most true thing ever.)

I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:59:20 -0600

I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them

explodingdog: hungry death

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:37:07 -0600

explodingdog:

hungry death

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:20 -0600

This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:36:58 -0600

This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:
Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message. If you care about your followers please reblog.

i-wear-a-death-frisbee-now: The IRONY OH MY GOSH Well that...

Sun, 12 May 2013 03:31:16 -0600

i-wear-a-death-frisbee-now:

The IRONY OH MY GOSH

Well that commercial will forever be creepy…

I just unlocked the Doctor Who Countdown to the Season...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:55:02 -0600

I just unlocked the Doctor Who Countdown to the Season Finale: 6 Days sticker on GetGlue

2194 others have also unlocked the Doctor Who Countdown to the Season Finale: 6 Days sticker on GetGlue.com

You’re counting down to the must-see Doctor Who season finale, “The Name of the Doctor,” Presented by Supernatural Saturday and only on BBC America Saturday May 18 at 8/7c. The Doctor has a secret he will take to his grave. And it is discovered… Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at BBC America.

dragoncharming: The male teacock’s extravagant handles evolved...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:29:48 -0600

dragoncharming:

The male teacock’s extravagant handles evolved to attract the attention of the drabber-colored teahen. The males with the largest, glossiest, and most brilliantly colored handles will attract a small harem of females. Males compete only by display, and will not engage in actual battle for fear of chipping.

The downside to the spectacular display by the males is that lugging around such a weight of crockery makes them more vulnerable to predators, particularly the aquatic crockpotodile, the teacock’s chief predator. - Ursula Vernon

Video

Wed, 08 May 2013 04:26:29 -0600

indeathmayibetriumphant: He should open every sentence like...

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:09:21 -0600

indeathmayibetriumphant:

He should open every sentence like this, I’m the Doctor, I’m a Timelord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, In the constellation of Kasterborus, I’m 903 years old, and I’m the man who is gonna order a pumkin spice chai tea because it’s quite chilly out and I enjoy those flavors in autumn.

saucefactory: kellymagovern: Summer Glau practicing fight...

Wed, 01 May 2013 07:14:43 -0600

saucefactory:

kellymagovern:

Summer Glau practicing fight choreography for the movie, Serenity (2005). Her kicks are amazing for not having any martial arts experience. She only did ballet. It makes me wish that more ballerinas got into martial arts. Their flexibility is perfectly suited for it.

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SHE’S LIKE A KILLER BALLERINA AND I LOVE HER

Not gonna lie - one of my big life dreams is to be kicked in the head by that woman

phantomwise: gonnagetrealfarkid: domineering-hotdog: chestylar...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:36:10 -0600

phantomwise:

gonnagetrealfarkid:

domineering-hotdog:

chestylaruexo:

sellyourselfshort:

kev-n:

forevercomescrashing:

mandicreally:

notafuckinglady:

conorissocoollike:

melodykat0:

gingerlafey:

bellybuttonsatan:

jadehariey:

notsoholymarie:

justazombiewithakeyboard:

“Applied. adj. Put in practice; used practically: applied science.”

…the book nearest me was a dictionary… uh.

“Qu’est-ce que je fais?”

OMFG (it means “What do I do?”)

The angry slaves were not working.

“My lord, upon the platform where we watch.”
Um.

“Laughing at the astonished look on Dudley’s face, Harry took the stairs three at a time, and hurled himself back into his room.”

…

Fuck.

“Then they threw me down on the ground; the sand from the fake beach cushioned the landing, but I still hit my head.”

Dear GOD this sounds awful out of context! D:

“There was a smell of death about that room; a heavy smell, sweet and foul, clinging.”

Charming.

“The Olympics had changed everything.” how ominous

“I rubbed at my forehead.” Yep, accurate….

“He suddenly felt less unhappy.”

“Closing her eyes had blocked out the roar of the bloodstains, whereupon she had heard the falling water.”

WHAT

“She’d seen a tree on the side of the road that had caught her fancy.”

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“He’ll lose interest eventually” you have got to be fucking kidding me.

“It would not be a place of honor.”

“My only hope is that ~~my body~~… is that I’ll find my way back to you someday.”

Thank you, American Vampire volume 3!

“As in the case of allometry, Lewontin took too static a view of gene action, treating pleiotropy as if it was a property of the gene rather than of the interaction between the gene and its (modifiable) embryological context.”

okay

Which was closer, the DnD manual or the sex book I was using as reference material?

“It’s not just the exchange of numbers and the strategy of moving pieces around the board - it’s a test of the adventurer’s skill and mettle against terrible odds.”

“A two-inchish tube that runs from your blader to your pee-hole (also known as your urethral opening).”

Oddly enough, both books had an illustration on page 35 so the 3rd line was from page 36.