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Stay out of corn mazes, already. Corn, period! Do you not watch television? Movies?

Either you’re going to find a dead body, or you’re going to become a dead body, or there are freaky children hoping to sacrifice you to He Who Walks Between The Rows, or you’re just being…

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    It’s not that hard to escape any normal maze. Place hand on wall to the right, do not let hand leave that wall, just...

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    NO. I LOVE THE CORN MAZE.

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    It’s easy to get out of corn, walk in a straight line through the stalks if need be. Just wear long sleeves/pants to the...

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    omg the comments at the...are priceless also out here in the country, when

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    At the very least, bring a flare gun. If you can’t get out, shoot a flare up into the air, and one of the professors...

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    friend design his annual corn maze. Despite this, I avoid...place like the plague. Nothing...

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36. dancingbugs said: Last time I got talked into a corn maze, we found out this 7-yr-old was lost in there somewhere. The calls for “Richard! Richard!” still haunt me to this day.
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    corn maze is good for is...play Marco Polo Mulder Scully in. How do

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