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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

I’M A DOCTOR NOT A BAKER

DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T TOAST

My birthday is this month. THIS.

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    He’s bread, Jim….

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    These comments- I can’t even- I’m laughing so hard. I’m gonna die and need that toastfibrillator.

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    Reblogging mainly for “He’s bread, Jim.”

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