Bond: The way you can change your face so easily says a lot about your skills as a spy, Agent Codename “The Doctor”. Who do you work for?

The Doctor: Oh no dear, I’m not a spy, I’m merely a traveler. M and I go a long way back. Got me out of a few tight spots. Bless her and her collection of antique kitten statues—

Bond: You’re avoiding the question. How could you change your face so drastically, I’ve never seen anything like it before.

The Doctor: I wouldn’t be that surprised if I was in your shoes—

Bond: I asked you a question. How exactly do you do it, Doctor? What organization do you work for?

The Doctor: Don’t be daft. If I told you, I’d have to kill myself. Listen, Jim, can I ask you something? Have you lost a fob watch recently?

(via phantomwise)

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