Linn and I; on Snow White, apples, and colours
Bee: and that apple is the coolest shit ever in a Snow White way
linnisabell: I thought so too. Would have been cooler if it had been red, but...
Bee: I like green because green apples are sour. Red apples are sweet.
Bee: Sour's more poison
Bee: Mr. Yuck stickers were green
Bee: I rest my case
linnisabell: *eyeroll* The Snow White apple was red though
linnisabell: Red is a more dangerous color
linnisabell: Green is soothing and healthy and shit
Bee: Green induces appetite
Bee: red is associated with danger, yes, and fire and anger
linnisabell: Red things also makes you want to eat them BECAUSE they're sweet.
linnisabell: Like strawberries
Bee: which is why the Snow White apple is red
Bee: But she had to use magic to make it red
linnisabell: It was totally red before she dipped it, dude
Bee: but after she dipped it, it was not
linnisabell: It was too!
Bee: until she magicked it
linnisabell: Well, duh, because it was covered in black and blue goo! But underneath it it was still red
Bee: it is greenish-black under the goo
Bee: the skin is no longer red
Bee: 20 seconds in
linnisabell: Because she fucking boiled it. It was red before and red after. The poison just had to seep in
Bee: It is not the poison seeping in. It's magic.
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ARTHUR IS BARACK OBAMA– Jessica Ralson (Now I see why one doesn’t watch Merlin with a politics nerd…)
MERLIN TIME IS PRECIOUS TIME.– Jessica Ralston
Gaius is a douche.
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wordpainting: fwriction: Another insightful article from the folks at the Guardian Books Blog (this time, Imogen Russell-Williams): “Does a recent wave of compelling coming-of-age stories by American authors suggest a national quality that lends itself to a mastery of the genre?” One guess - America as a nation is pretty much a teenager. We’re culturally coming of age.
Because fashion shows are fascinating
I love Project Catwalk. To pieces. The soundtrack, the vibe, the fact it’s British. I love the mentor, even though he’s not Tim Gunn. The way series 1 was all about adhering to the brief also was a plus. I love that it’s not just Project Runway, that it’s different - and the challenges are harder too! And yes, I may have squealed when My Chemical Romance’s I’m...