I am so fucking smart I make smart people feel fucking retarded.– Eunice Bloom, Boondock Saints 2
I swear more when I’m in a good mood, when I’m in a bad mood, and when I’ve been drinking. I swear less when I am around children. Suffice it to say, I swear a lot.
The old classics are sometimes still the best
I tell this to everybody, but only because it’s true - the 1960’s live action Batman show was the best part of my childhood. Oh, sure, there were carepackages from grandma and grandpa, sure there were bunnies and sandboxes and tassels on the handlebars of my bike. There were ice creams and fishing trips and pieces of cinnamon gum. But Batman’s what I remember most, what I...
Bee has discovered the most hipster channel on... →
I cringe, but I can’t help watching.
It's never going to be anything but amazing, how...
I’ve been watching interviews and live performances by Poe. Poe’s an amazing artist, I already knew this. Hell, I’ve known for years and it’s not just her songs fit in my vocal range easy. Because even a video that is pixelated to hell turns songs I like into something far more moving when it’s live, when it’s her choked up because she misses her dad.
Love this video too.
I lust after her shirt.
In which Bee uses 3rd person for her title again...
I was thinking about posting a list of my favorite bassists, but I have concluded it would not reflect favorably on me. Suffice it to say, 4 are men and 2 are women; only 2 or 3 are people that I’d not be surprised to discover random people can recognize.
It's never too early for Christmas
If we’re playing true confessions here, admittedly the first Hanson cd I owned was one I purchased because it was like July and all my kid sister would play was their Christmas cd. But the issue there was it was one cd slowly driving me mad. Otherwise, fuck yes, I love Christmas. Bing Crosby playing while I trim the tree (always on the day after Thanksgiving), Harry Connick Jr. playing...
Linn and I share another meaningful, important...
Linn: Seriously? Gushy food? Food with sauce and mixes and cheese and shit? Best food.
Bee: Cheese is awesome
Linn: Cheese is
Bee: Or a thick burrito
Linn: With cheese on it
Bee: No, in it
Bee: If you have shit on top of your burrito, you can't pick it up, lovingly cradle it in your hands, then tear into it with your teeth
Linn: Very true.
Linn: But that does mean less cheese, unfortunately.
Bee: I know, but less cheese is worth it for the hands-on eating approach
Linn: I reluctantly concede your point
Bee: Woo! I win!
We've had some ridiculous fucking arguments in our...
Linn: And this coming from a person who doesn't wash her socks in seven years?
Bee: They're awesome socks, washing them might fuck them up!
Linn: They're SOCKS
Bee: FUZZY KITTEN SOCKS! AND UNION JACK SOCKS SIGNED BY A BEATLES TRIBUTE BAND
Linn: You have them on your feet in your shoes all day, and when you're done and they're smelly you WASH THEM and when they break, you buy new ones.
Linn: ...a Beatles TRIBUTE BAND? WASH THE FUCKING SOCKS, BEE
Linn: I mean, had it been MyChem or The Beatles themselves, then maybe, MAYBE, but a TRIBUTE BAND?
Bee: FUCK YOU, THE BEATLES ARE MOSTLY DEAD IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HAVE HAD THEM SIGN MY SOCKS
Linn: WHY DID THEY SIGN YOUR SOCKS ANYWAY YOU MEGALOSER?
Bee: I WENT TO THEIR CONCERT AND WAS WEARING THOSE SOCKS BUT I WANTED THEM TO SIGN THEM SO I TOOK THEM OFF. THEY WERE GROSSED OUT TOO.
Linn: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WASH THE SOCKS
Bee: COME OVER HERE AND MAKE ME
Linn: I WILL. I SWEAR I WILL. I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND STEAL ALL YOUR SOCKS AND WASH THEM AND THEN I WILL STRAP THEM TO YOUR FOREHEAD SO YOU'LL SEE WHAT A WASHED PAIR OF SOCKS LOOKS LIKE and seriously, I think this is the most ridiculous argument we've had, ever.
Bee: And for us, that's saying something.
The sad thing is, after this weekend now I have to wash my fuzzy kitty socks. I should not find this as distressing as I do.